This Could Come in Handy

When venting my spleen

Shakespeare Insult Kit

Via Neatorama

Oopsie!

Man Awakes in Morgue Fridge

Another Commercial that Always Gets Muted

It's becoming clear to me that I don't like screaming in commercials.

This Looks Interesting

The Elements of F***ing Style: A Helpful Parody

The truth about English is that it can get pretty boring. Dangling modifiers, gerunds, punctuation marks––it’s enough to make you want to drop out of high school. Swearing and sex on the other hand, well, these time-honored pastimes warm the cockles of our hearts. Now, The Elements of F*cking Style drags English grammar out of the ivory tower and into the gutter, injecting a dull subject with a much-needed dose of color.

Carmageddon / Carpocalypse: Here it Comes

And someone is not happy.

Oh, and I'm flying into LAX on Saturday. Looking forward to that.

Current Least Favorite Commercial

And it's on all the time. Please, can someone yell at me for 20 seconds while I watch an obvious and lame digital aging process?!? Blech and ugh!

My second least favorite are these GEICO commercials with this, I don't know, some kind of Rod Serling impersonation. Also lame and annoying.

Wow

I guess things have been going ok since I haven't posted here in over a year.

Yeah, right.

I'll watch for opportunities to vent my spleen.

Like, for example, the fact that I haven't been here for a year to vent my spleen. What have I been thinking. Ugh!

Today

Well, mark it down. February 12, 2008 is the day I officially have had it up to here with winter. The cold, the slush, the ice, the lack of sun, the filth on the car, the layers and layers of clothes. Ugh!