Good News for Mister Ginger

USA Today reports on a new study that claims "the crabbiest people are the smartest," at least in the over 60 set. If Mister Ginger can manage to survive until he's 60 . . . well, he's already got crabby down! Mister Ginger was recently described by a friend as "57 year old man trapped in the body of a 30-something." What would the study say about that?

Spleen: Vented

I feel as if I’ve literally had my spleen vented. I spent about five hours the other night sitting on the toilet hugging a trashcan, uh, well, venting. As far as I know nothing came shooting out of my ears, but otherwise . . .