Happy New Year

Well, that about sums it up.

HT: The Presurfer

Actual button available at the aptly named stupid.com

Idiotic

If this isn't a joke, it's one of the most idiotic things I've seen in a while: Forbes ranks most influential babies.

Yeah, that's right.

To emphasize the idiocy, there's a tie for 7th place.

Really?!? A tie?!? Forbes couldn't figure out if infant A is more influential than infant B?!?

Ugh!!!

Now They Tell Me

Today’s Chicago Tribune (blog) carries an article on how to walk on an ice covered sidewalk. We’ve had two weeks of icy sidewalks, and I’ve already taken a good spill. Nothing broken thankfully, but a huge bruise on my arm and a cut on my leg.

And what advice is the Tribune able to find? “Look where you're going.”

Well, thanks.

In Praise of Spleen Vents

Slate has a great column on The Lost Art of the Rant. Be sure to check out some of the links in the article for great spleen vents. As a now frequent public transportation rider, Mister Ginger particularly recommends NYC Subway Rant.

Note to Self: Drink Morning Coffee BEFORE Walking Dog

In the couple of weeks that we’ve had a dog, I’ve found myself on more than one occasion explaining something to the dog in considerable detail. Yes, I know that while dogs can learn to recognize commands, generally single word commands, they don’t really understand us.

So the other morning I’m out walking the dog at the butt-crack of dawn, and we come upon a woman walking two dogs.

I should mention at this point that having gotten Bailey from a shelter, we’re still not certain how she will react in various situations, particularly when other dogs are involved. Sometimes she lunges, sometimes she cowers, sometimes she’s indifferent.

This particular morning, she seemed mildly curious, so I let her edge toward the dogs (both of whom where smaller than her, but not tiny). I was trying, with a soothing voice, to encourage her with, “just say hello . . . just say hello.”

After a few moments of silence, the woman walking the other dogs says, “Oh, um, good morning.” I was in such a just-woke-up-fog that I didn’t realize until a few minutes later that the lady thought I was talking to her, not my dog.

The Math is Simple

Shaved Head + Sunny Day + Long Walk = Sunburn

Overexcited Bozo

Some guy is all excited that his book chapter got in print. Ooooo, good for him. It’s not like he wrote a whole book. And hardcover at that! Now that’s something to be excited about.

Outhouse

The bathroom in my building is on the corner of the building, is completely uninsulated (cinder block walls), and has only a small, electric wall heater (no vents from the central heat). It's really little better than an outhouse.

And, as you may know, today was the first day in a while that the temperature has been above 0.

Yeah, no one lingers in the men's.

Does the World Really Need This?

The AP reports that a "doctor" in North Carolina has developed a donut that contains caffeine.

Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.

I simply do not understand.

That Explains It

Monday, 22 January, is the most depressing day of the year according to the Samaritans.

As part of a campaign to raise the awareness of the charity, Dr. Cliff Arnall of Cardiff University first defined blue Monday. He devised the mathematical equation:

[W + (D-d)] x TQ
    M x NA

The model was broken down using six immediately identifiable factors: weather (W), debt (d), time since Christmas (T), time since failing our new year's resolutions (Q), low motivational levels (M) and the feeling of a need to take action (Na).

The equation calculates that Monday 22 January is officially the worst day of the year. (Recruiter Magazine)

Yup

Great

History reveals nearly two thirds of this area's measurable snows, sub-freezing and sub-zero temperatures have occurred beyond January 10.
-- Chicago Tribune, January 10, 2007