Noose

I had to wear a noose to work on Friday. My office is generally business casual, and Fridays are usually casual or, in the words of one of my coworkers, “dress down.” At any rate, we had a “special event” Friday that necessitated the noose. Anyway, it took seven tries to get the thing tied correctly enough to leave the house (it was still a tad too short but I was completely out of patience). By the time the “special event” was over and I could remove the noose, my neck was all chafed. Oh, and it turns out I probably could have done without the noose anyway. No one was impressed. Ugh!